Findings:

• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Trying to be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Let's just be friends
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• That would be me
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• lost, or trying to be
• Can't we all just be friends?
• trying to be a feminist
• I just want to be friends
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• You've got to be kidding me
• I've Gotta Be Me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Look siad me Be like me
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• marry me and you'll be safe
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Be gentle with me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can we still be friends?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• how to be a friend
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• OBAFGKM
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• be good to each other
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If your wish be to close me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• we can all just be around other people
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• let me be your first upvote
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• Trying desperately to be cool
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• The shape of me and other stuff
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• You mean the me that you would be
• only then will we be safe from each other
• far be it from me
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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