Findings:
- Only when you're older
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- radios work better when closer to her skin
- When you're dead, you're dead
- that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- We journal only when we hurt
- speak only when spoken to
- Only her big toes were painted
- Only when
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- when still her eyes held water
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Only Fools and Horses
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- only when you cannot hear
- Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- When you're alone
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When You're Evil
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- when you heal yourself, you heal your ancestors
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- It only hurts when I breathe
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- I'll explain it when you're older
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you cut yourself shaving
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When you're home alone
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You're pretty when you cry
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- So bashful when I spied her
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
- If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
- Only your ink stains on her skin
- If only I could get into her head
- When Did You See Her Last?
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- You're Only Old Once!
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- I only smoke when I drink
- i only knew when silence screamed
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- You're only half a bitch without the heels
- Only her hands would give her away
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- You know you're a geek when...
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Only When I Lose Myself
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Swing when you're winning
- when you're ready to touch me again
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Sing when you're winning
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I pity the fool
- The Fool
- bus ridin' fool (user)
- Henry Fool
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Fool...
- Heaven Help The Fool
- Fool's Gold
- Chain of Fools
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Fool's paradise
- Fool's Bluff
- rokit fool
- Every Poet is a Fool
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