Findings:

• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I just couldn't work like that
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Why e-commerce does not work
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Just Say Know
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I can't work with stoners
• One who knows does not speak
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Art has an actual purpose
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• the night does not know
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• she does not know how much I need this
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• i just want to know who i am
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I just work here
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• I know. I can't remember.
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• fog machine
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• there are some just can't take life easy
• When you just can't win
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Does Doug Know?
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Why Viral Marketing does not work
• Can't we all just get along?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Does recycling work? (e2poll)
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• It's so crazy it just might work
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• just to let you know
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• you can't prove that
• Your Method Works
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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