Findings:

• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Getting depression drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• getting play
• Getting my wisdom teeth pulled
• Getting to know you nodes
• Getting
• The Baby Boomers are getting older
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• getting caught in semantics
• Getting girls
• Getting Jesus
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Getting carded
• getting out of trouble
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Travel 103 - Getting to the Airport and Checking In
• Getting old while programming
• Getting lost on NJ's highway systems
• getting by with duff ears
• Getting in touch with my monster
• Getting a haircut is erotic
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• getting hit by a guy
• Getting hit by a woman
• Getting Lost
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• getting into a fight in high school
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Getting emotional over sporting events
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Getting busted for possession
• The "Getting to Know You" game
• getting on in years
• getting little
• Getting my ethernet back
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• Getting there is half the fun
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Getting the Administrators to Correct a Spelling Error
• Getting to Know You
• Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Pete Jackson is Getting Married
• The only crime is getting caught
• Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Getting Dirty in the Clean Room
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• Getting revenge on spammers
• Getting real beer in Utah
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Considering considering getting married
• Homebrewing 101: Getting Started
• Getting a tattoo
• Getting yelled at on the subway
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Getting Started with Linux
• Just Gone
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Procrastination as a technique for getting things done
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• getting big
• Getting you and your nodes noticed
• Speeding without getting a ticket
• I was afraid of getting caught
• getting your doors welded shut
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Getting nervous around girls
• Getting ICQ to work with Windows 2000
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• getting your ashes hauled
• Getting rid of tree stumps
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Getting Ready
• Getting your work published
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• This is getting over you
• Getting from A to B
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Getting a new CD
• Getting Married
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• Getting rid of ants
• We're getting married
• Getting in Tune
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Getting a word in edgewise
• Getting (Sunday) Schooled in Reston, Va.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• getting fit
• Getting teeth pulled is not fun

If you Log in you could create a "you just aren't getting it" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.