Findings:
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- An American in Tours
- You, standing
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Deep Is Your Love
- learn how to spell, mormon
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- Oh How I Love Thee
- How I know I love you
- Robots Will Learn to Love Again
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Learn how to fly
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Learning to play the drums
- How do you love your ass?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to love again
- How do I know if I love you?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Is language innate or learned?
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How I fell in love
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How Do I Love?
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Learn how to spell
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How New Orleans stopped Hitler
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to learn Japanese
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How I came to love tea
- Stopping a dog fight
- How to herd people in public
- How to learn French swear words
- How green is love
- How does one love the dead?
- how love works
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- how to love a wild thing
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Never Learn Not To Love
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- the person who loves to learn
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How Do I Love Thee?
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How to stop a urinal from running
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to learn anything fast
- How to write a love letter
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- 206
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to say "I love you"
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- How to stop sinning
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How to make love to a virgin
- How it feels to love your ghost
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- how I knew I loved you
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Learn how to punctuate.
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