Findings:

• Hey, faggot!
• Hey
• Hey Joe
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey Ladies
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Asking for a favor
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Jude
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, how's it going?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• hey mister
• Hey, cat boy
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Hey Nineteen
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Pocky Way
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Hey Dude
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey Matthew
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey Montana
• Hey Ya!
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• HEY youre cool (user)
• HEY im cool (user)
• hey (user)
• hey baby (user)
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• A Roll In The HEY!
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Psst Hey Crazy Girl
• suck
• Things that suck
• magic sucks
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• Music was better in the old days
• Slashdot Sucks
• Everything Sucks
• Why Linux sucks
• Science Fiction sucks
• Ska Sucks
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Suck and Blow
• life sucks
• MTV sucks
• Anything popular must suck
• Stalkers suck
• Pizza Sucks.™
• Primus Sucks!
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• You suck, I rule
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• career day
• Why C sucks
• There is no suck, only blow
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• seasons suck haiku
• suck eggs
• Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life sucks, then you die
• Why Pascal Sucks
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Your favorite band sucks
• All of a sudden everything sucks
• Why the Bible sucks
• Why the news media sucks
• Suck it in
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• Why France sucks
• Chronology Sucks
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• Clockwatching sucks
• subtlety sucks
• The "My parents suck with computers" node
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• Why YNN Sucks
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Moving sucks
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• Brain tumor
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• why Yahoo sucks
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Sucks to be you
• the network sucks
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Why Catholic School Sucks
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Why Diablo II sucks
• Towler sucks (user)
• Sucking at The Sims
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• the first time always sucks
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Sucks Less!
• The Radio Still Sucks
• TV Sucks
• Why thin client interfaces suck
• High school can kill you
• Suck line
• suck it up
• Anthropomorphism is for sucks
• I still suck my thumb
• Toad Suck Daze
• Evan Sucks (user)
• Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
• Why 'X' suck(s)
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• We suck Young Blood
• Improving your chess game
• Why Perl sucks
• Suck It and See
• Brad Sucks

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