Findings:
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- How Crow made a mess of a city bus
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- One last concert in a ruined city
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- How Leisure Came
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to crack root and not get caught
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- Charles Bridgeman
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- I came, I saw and was undone
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How does one love the dead?
- The one my father never met
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- That's Just How He Was
- the little friendship that never was
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- A Woman Who Never Was
- some say he was never here at all
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How was Trump at Munich?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How the Enemy Came to Thlunrana
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to build an emergency bat
- How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to clap with one hand
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Crossing one eye
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How to cross the street in New York City
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- They came together so as to form one whole
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- How I came to love tea
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- How the Rain Came
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- waiting for things that never came
- I was never any good at maths at school
- How the West Was Lost
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It was better before they came
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I was never broken
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- A bird never flew on one wing
- A city that never sleeps
- I never really enjoyed destroying cities
- How I came to E2 (registry)
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- One long June I came down from the trees
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How was the Bible canonized?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How come we never dated?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How one man could control the Senate
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- the day the power went out and never came back on
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- why i could never live in the city
- How America was mapped
- Running a BBS
- How Solemn as One by One
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- The Storm Never Came
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to project one vector onto another
- How to paste one person's face over another
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How the West Was Won
- How the Earth was destroyed
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How to abolish one of the United States
- How Important is One Vote?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Master key
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Mega City One
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