Findings:

• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going Home
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to Disneyland
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• You can't make someone love you
• I'm going to the moon
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Fluoxetine
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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