Findings:

• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• King George he had a Date
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• he had a dream
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I wish I could open his eyes
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He weaves his words
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He just left his body
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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