Findings:

• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Ask me about Loom
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• They asked me to write a letter
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• What have you done for me lately?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Have you ever made a just man?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• The saddest place I have ever been
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• You have no power over me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Things video games have taught me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Have One On Me
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• let me ask (user)
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Have you ever thought
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I won't ever understand me
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• I asked her not to forget me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• How could you ever have enough?
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have a friend
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I have lots of gay friends
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• It could have been me
• Dogs that have owned me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• so ask me, ask me, ask me

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