Findings:
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Women want me when I'm taken
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I know more when I'm alone
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- When I'm at my computer.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I feel like I'm being watched
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- I walk around when I'm high
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I'm Proud of You
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm scared
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm just a bill
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- When I was your age
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm bored
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm game
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm a little ICBM
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm Going Home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- the words I'm after
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm with stupid
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm Glad
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm not very cool
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm gay
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm a little tea pot
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
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