Findings:
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Dreams last for so long
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I was one of those girls
- One last thing before I go
- Last Rays of the Old Dying Sun
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I'm so sorry
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
- One Last Shot
- One last desperate hope
- There was an old lady
- You're too young to be so old
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Trompe
- Back to the Old Skool
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm too old for this shit
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- One Last Wish
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The last one home
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- One year old
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Music was better in the old days
- One last smoke
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- I remember, there was one
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- One hour there was sunlight
- So, which one of you is the man?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- They came together so as to form one whole
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- old books can tell more than one story
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm on my last go-round
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm not old enough to love you
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm so tough
- one last look at you
- One Last Time
- Last year was always better
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- One last concert in a ruined city
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Voyeurism is so last year
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Last one in is a rotten egg!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- At Last - Scene One
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- The Old Ones
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Old Ones
- Great Old Ones
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- The Ghost of the Old House of Commons, to the New One, appointed to meet at Oxford
- Old Skool Bacardi Party (document)
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When did the World get so old?
- Food was purer in the good old days
- The Library Book
- When I was ten years old
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
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