Findings:

• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• find someone who dreams of you
• Dischord Recording Artists
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Music need not be popular to be good
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Helping a loved one with depression
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Helping people cheat
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Who wants a down vote
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• who has the demon?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• He who has ears, let him hear
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Find someone who...
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who wants trident?
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• i just want you to know who i am
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Who wants some schlock
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• i just want to know who i am
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who Influences Music the Most?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Iraq Most Wanted Playing Cards
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The Most Wanted Song
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• All I ever wanted to be
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Girls Who Are Wizards
• How to find something which has been lost
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• America's Most Wanted
• FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
• Everything's Most Wanted (Archived) (document)
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• My most disturbing dream ever
• all she ever wanted
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?

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