Findings:

• You know you're a geek when...
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I know when the world will end
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• To Here Knows When
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Swing when you're winning
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're home alone
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Sucking at The Sims
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I know more when I'm alone
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• You Know You're Right
• Eye contact at a distance
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're alone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Only when you're older
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're pretty when you cry
• When You're Evil
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• I just don't know when to quit.
• geek culture
• Geeks
• geek chic
• Geek Pride
• geek out
• geek rock
• Science Geek
• ThinkGeek
• Geek Compound
• Geek pick-up lines
• I am not a geek
• Think Geek (user)
• the new positive definition of the word geek
• geek profiling
• Geek Mythology
• The geek babe makeover
• theme geek
• geek in training
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• geek angst
• Geek Phenotypes
• Advice for a geek in a pool full of sharks
• The Perfect Geek Compound
• Escapism for Geeks
• Geek Magnet
• Corporate law geek (user)
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• My Weedy Little Geek
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How do you become a geek?
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Renaissance geek
• Geek Wannabe
• Free Geek
• Choking on the miasma of Geek Pride
• Geek ring
• first geek exposure
• Road Geek
• English geek
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• Geek is chic
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• band geek
• On becoming a geek
• Beat the Geeks
• Nerds, Geeks, and Gender
• Geek In Training (user)
• Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
• They can see that you're missing something inside

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