Findings:

• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• make me hurt you
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• just hold me, and let me weep
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Your tears make me smile
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Just Me (user)
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I'm Just Me (user)
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• She just looks at me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• One word that will make others laugh
• Just Us Kids
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• Make me one of you
• Make me care
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• math makes me smile
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• graveyards make me wet
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Death makes angels of us all
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Just us, my flame and I
• Just the Ten of Us
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• it's just me (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• The universe makes my head hurt
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Hurt me plenty
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• How do you make God laugh?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Death makes me tired
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• That one makes me scream, she said
• simple answers make me insane
• It Hurts Me Too
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Make Me Mommy
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• It is not legal to make us sterile
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Stand still until your feet hurt
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• hurt me more (user)
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• just like mom used to make
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• People just expect things from me
• Just before you make that next move...
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• hurt brings out the worst in us
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• it's still just me in here
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What makes me beautiful
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Make me one with everything
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• you make me think of death
• Too much school makes us crack
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Just call me fluffy

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