Findings:
- Eye contact at a distance
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- There are times when they seem to be right
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There Must Be Someone
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- when someone you disliked dies
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- the proper way to greet someone in Korea
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- someone else's hand
- Someone worked hard to create vodka
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to tackle someone
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- Fall in love with someone today
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Cook's Helpful Advice
- You are no longer someone's first
- Good reasons to miss someone
- someone
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- Get a rise out of someone
- How to hypnotize someone
- For Someone
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
- How to insult someone using calculus
- Someone O. Rother (user)
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Someone to Pull the Trigger
- Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
- To cook someone's goose
- How to pack someone out of your life
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- Fighting someone else's battle
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Someone Saved My Life Tonight
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Expecting Someone Taller
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Someone left the cake out in the rain
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- someone I thought I knew once
- my name on someone else's body
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- Someone else's toilet
- Forgiving someone
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- I want someone to do cute things for
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Is someone your bitch?
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- You deserve someone special in your life
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- How to interview someone
- Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
- ways to say someone is stupid
- It's someone's pet. Take the time.
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- Helping a loved one with depression
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- How to kick someone in the testicles
- A very mean bar trick
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Find someone who...
- Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
- Battle of Someone
- seeing someone
- someone much more (user)
- Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
- meeting someone in person
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Making someone feel loved
- There is a house by the sea
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Loving someone else's wife
- good reasons to hate someone
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- How to ruin someone's life
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Beating someone severely
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Lying next to someone at night
- You can't make someone love you
- someone (user)
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- Someone passes
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
- Meet someone
- make someone pay
- Sleeping with someone
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- New Business: Firing Someone
- Someone call the waaaambulance
- If I could be someone
- someone to love
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Reading Someone's Diary
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
- The silence after someone leaves
- New Business: Employing Someone
- Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
- Absolutely, to someone else
- How to declare someone dead
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Helping people cheat
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