Findings:

• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You weren't there
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Hypothetical 2000 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Such pretty white points. So sharp.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• A simple program for complicated people
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Simplified Chinese
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• It should not be this complicated
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• The Complicated History of the Concept of the Soul
• Complicated
• A Complicated Song
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Forgiving a sociopath is a little more complicated
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• Hurry up please it's time
• hurry
• Hurried
• Hurries
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• Hurry up and wait
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Hurry Up, Cleveland closes at noon: An Impromptu
• Love in a Hurry
• a moron in a hurry
• Hurry up
• so far
• So Sue Me
• So it goes
• So
• Why we are so afraid
• It's so crazy it just might work
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• SOS
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Why do we treat them so well?
• so be it
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You're so money
• Don't stand so close to me
• So close yet so far away
• so good
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• every so often
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Why so Pale and Wan
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• so I land at LaGuardia
• And so it goes
• oh ever so slowly
• Aye' Are So Dunk
• And so, I left
• So far, so good
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• American girls are all so easy
• São Tomé and Príncipe
• I told you so
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• so to speak
• Why are we all so troubled?
• Because I say so
• I don't want to fall so easily
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Me So Horny
• You're too young to be so old
• right so
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• make it so
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Not so hot
• Not so kosher
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Why is high school so horrible?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Just So Stories
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• coffee so thick it sticks to your spoon
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• so desu ne
• Your accent is so cool
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• stop being so English
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• So you wanna be a hacker
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• So how did you two meet?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Epilogue
• You make it so hard to hate
• So then she said
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Her hair, tangled
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• Rights for bigots
• Some people break so easily
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So happy she drools
• Dreams last for so long
• Oooh it's so good!
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I wake up so energized
• The donuts are so pretty
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• randir
• So What
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?

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