Findings:

• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• This lasted for about two days
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I'll give you something to cry about
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• About two men called Harold Budd
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What Would God Do?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Only her hands would give her away
• Two stories about a wedding band
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Two stories about Mia
• two limericks about whores
• How To Think About God
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• What would you give your left arm for?
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• I know, let's give shit away
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• When life gives you shit
• Arguing About God
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Two virgins about to have sex
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• You mean the me that you would be
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What E2 is all about
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Wedderburn's theorem about finite division rings
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?

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