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haha. my bookmarks are in alphabetical order!
"Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
A Brief History of Sushi
A Letter from Mom and Dad
A practical introduction to brainfuck
All your radical base are already occur to us
An Open Letter to My Spleen
another day made possible by coffee
Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
Bad guy going down the elevator, good guy coming up
be a model or just look like one!
be an avatar or just look like one!
Be different, just like everyone else
because I'm hollow is not an anyway
Being a boy's like sucking on a lemon
Being a Christian is magical and foolish. Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis.
Can you tell what a girl looks like just by hearing her name?
Can you tell what a girl looks like just by hearing her voice?
Carrot Pineapple Pot Cake
Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox (idea)
Cool Man Eddie
Damn it feels good to be a bastard
damn well feel like it
damned if I'm going to
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Did you fight the bad guys on porno beach?
do it whenever you feel like it
Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Don't Sit Next To Me, Just Because I'm Asian
don't vote down lyrics
E2 Clique Application Form
E2 Scratch Pad
Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures.
Eat yourself. This is of utmost importance.
ever feel like killing your boss?
Everything User Search
Everything2 Easter Eggs
Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
feel like less of a man
For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
for some reason, I just don't feel excited about the "biggest sale ever" anymore
Frozen Fish as a Weapon of Choice
Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere (idea)
goddamn yuppie chain bar (place)
going down to Georgia looking for another soul to steal
good people just don't have voices like that
Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
He makes me feel alone just by being there
hello kitty vibrator
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
hide and go fuck yourself
how about being voted down?
How I Invented The Best Way To Trim Toenails (idea)
How I nearly killed myself masturbating
How many atoms of Jesus do you eat every day? (idea)
How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
How to be happy for a certain period of time
how to carbonate milk (thing)
How to change a girl's mind about just being friends
How to Listen to the Stories that Cats tell us
How to snort a line
How to torture a telemarketer
I am free because I know I'm drunk as a skunk!
I came actually very close to destroying gravity, but I still loved the planet.
I can't believe I'm getting arrested on top of the sheer enjoyment of shaving my cat's ass
I can't find my feeding tube
I could care less
I do not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it.
I don't have to accept it - I just have to like it
I don't have to like it - I just have to accept it
I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
I feel like I'm missing pieces of sheep
I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
I feel like I'm my roommate's mom
i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
I feel like shit, but I'm okay
I fuck your sunshine
i just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
I just wrote a keygen, I feel l33t
i lie just to be real, and i'd die just to feel
I MAKE FUN OF MICROSOFT. I AM FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.
I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
I really don't care if you don't like my religion, you're going to Hell and I'm not.
I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am
I Sucked a Lot of Cock to Get Where I Am
I think I'm going to be sick
I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
if God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
If I weren't so ethical, I'd vote this down out of jealousy
If my node sucks, please vote it down
if voting could change the system it would be illegal
if you are going to vote down, why not just do a better write-up?
If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
If you vote things down simply because you don't agree with them, you should not be on Everything
I'll vote you up just to spite you! Muaha!
I'm 19 going on 3
I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
I'm a real HTML god because …
I'm all over that like a wet banana!
I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off.
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
I'm being enveloped by a lust I cannot identify
I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
I'm cursed with being human
I'm Going Home
I'm Going Slightly Mad
I'm going to be a Dad
i'm going to have fun today because the Queen told me to
I'm going to node my anus directly onto Everything
I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass
I'm happy just to watch them all and laugh
I'm just a bill
I'm just a user politics node, please ignore me
I'm just reading it for the articles
i'm just so tired of waking up all alone
I'm like a mirror (I'm nothing till you look at me)
I'm never going to drink again
I'm not a madman, I just had a rough childhood
I'm not interested in killing. I just want to prove how bad your kicks are.
I'm not like you
i'm not over-critical, I just know I can do better..
I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
I'm on a date with my best friend's boyfriend / It feels like a tight sweater
I'm on my way from nice guy to bastard today
I'm so happy we're just friends
I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
I'm subtle like this!
I'm wasting fingers like I had them to spare
In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up
innocent, just like OJ!
Is it wrong to say I'm doing my school work just because e2 is a database?
Isn't it funny the way that people of Everything jump to the conclusion that they're smarter than everyone else?
It seemed like just yesterday
it's just a little bit of everything (that's brought me down to this)
It's like being friends, but different
jessicapierce is just another robot. I'm sorry to disappoint you all.
Juliette Binoche (person)
Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
just because I'm a hypocrite doesn't mean that I'm not right
just because I'm young doesn't mean I'm stupid
Just because it happened to you,
Just because it's the best available option doesn't mean it's any good
Just because something is normal doesn't mean everyone is doing it.
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it can't exist
Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
Just because you're ignorant it doesn't mean I'm smart
just being quiet and close
just enough to keep me going
Just keep it down until you understand what you're saying
Just Like Frank
just like you imagined
Just spit on the one you like
Justification for damaging your brain with recreational drugs (idea)
Learn how to spell, mormon
Let's Run Over Lionel Richie With A Tank
lick my clit
like kicking dead whales down the beach
living like a human being instead of a bachelor
look at me, I'm dressed like a vampire
Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again
my uninteresting writeups get voted up and my good ones get voted down
Ninja-Lad's eloquent blatherings make me feel like I'm covered in peanut butter
no fucking idea
No, I will not go back on my medication just because you can't stomach my anger.
nodes you cool just because you like their title
One Node to Rule Them All
People come up to me and ask why I'm so dumb, and I just laugh because…
people who fall down while being chased by monsters
People who vote down nodes that blow
people who vote nodes down because they disagree with what they say
Purpose of Life (that's going to get voted down)
put your hands down my pants, and i'll bet you'll feel nuts
red headed girl
roommate's girlfriend who calls 24 times in one day because your roommate is sleeping like a rock on top of the phone and can't hear it
San Quentin (place)
Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
shit's going down.
shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
Shut Your Fucking Face, Unclefucker
Six String Samurai
sleep in a bus going down the road
sleep in a car going down the road
so... are you saying it *is* my fault you're a fucking moron? :)
Some of the pitfalls inherent in removing one's pubic hair (idea)
Some tips on vaginal fisting, for beginners
Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
sometimes I feel like a hypocrite
Sometimes I just feel like crying…
sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
sometimes you feel like a nut
Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
Special Agent Dale Cooper
Super Evil Corporate Mega-Giant
Telephone Consumer Protection Act
That which does not kill me makes me breakfast
That's just, like, your opinion, man
The "Your node sucks, fool!" metanode
The Big Lebowski
The City of Lost Children
The coolest want ad I have ever seen (thing)
The Everything Finger is going to melt down soon.
The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle (thing)
The Friendly's in my town burnt down last night and I'm kinda sad.
The Iron Chef Drinking Game
The List of 250 Natural Highs
The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
The most disgusting menstrual thing I have ever heard
the two essential phrases to learn in other languages (idea)
they leap just because they can, out of joy
Things I'm going to do when I cash out my stock options
Things I'm Going To Hell For
Things to Consider When Choosing a Martial Art
this is how i'm going to die.
this is what i used to think being dead would feel like
This time vote like your whole world depended on it
throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
Today I feel like a tiger shark
Trick for Getting Mega Experience on E2
Trying to get high on a dead dog
Tuesday nights always feel like they're Friday nights.
what does an aneurism feel like?
When to use "who", and when to use "whom" (idea)
Whenever I node, I feel like i'm going to hell, because I feel like i'm mudding
Who to send presents to, and when.
Why do people vote nodes down?
Why getting negative votes can make one feel important
Why I like my old car that always breaks down
Will Everything ever slow down in expanding because of lack of things to node?
Women's nicknames for their breasts
Yosemite Decimal System
you are just bitter cuz i'm fully clothed
You are smart, I would like to make love to you
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
you enjoy being made to feel like an idiot
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
You're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother.
You're just being reasonable
You're just jealous because I'm one-three-three-seven and you're not.
You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down.
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Bitca's boiled shrimp
- How to give a blowjob
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Piss Up A Rope
- Pop psychology is from Uranus (essay)
- Taking over the world with a Tesla coil
- There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
- Under the Gun
- What to do if you have bad credit