Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "22 people to run around the pitch in a way that would confuse anyone who has never seen the game before"

• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People are not meant to run around naked. We are meant to saunter.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Using a command line
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• People who don't smoke will never die
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• games people play
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• People confuse me
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I hope you never run for public office
• People have fucked up before
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• I have never
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• never again is what you swore the time before
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• video games never made me violent
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• Japanese people like to play games
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Evolution has never been observed
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• My warranty has run out
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The board game I never win
• we can all just be around other people
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• I never thought I would node this
• never know who told it best
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• You who never arrived
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• A Woman Who Never Was
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• You're never around when I need you
• Ground rush
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Just before never waking
• Who were you, before?
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• remember who you were before you came here
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Who's Rating our Games?
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• The Who Game
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• How to run a roleplaying game
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Oceania has never been at war
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• He who has ears, let him hear
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• I never thought it would be like this
• who has the demon?
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Dollar auction
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets

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