Findings:
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're home alone
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Only when you're older
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You know you're a geek when...
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Swing when you're winning
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When You're Evil
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You're pretty when you cry
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When you're alone
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Time flies when you're having fun
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You're never around when I need you
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Sing when you're winning
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Sucking at The Sims
- feline allergies
- Allergic shiner
- allergic rhinitis
- Blood and Chocolate
- Chocolate
- cooking chocolate
- Chocolate chip cookies
- Chocolate bunnies
- Cadbury's Chocolate Trifle
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- chocolate bar
- chocolate truffle
- Hot chocolate
- hot chocolate mix
- chocolate syrup
- Chocolate and Cheese
- Chocolate Chip
- Chocolate Covered Cherry
- Chocolate Martini
- Chocolate Monk
- Death By Chocolate
- chocolate frosting
- Like Water for Chocolate
- Allergy Safe Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Terry's chocolate orange
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- milk chocolate
- gift chocolate
- Chocolate Mousse
- Chocolate Roulade
- haunted chocolate mousse pie
- Double Chocolate Fondue
- Vegan Chocolate Cake
- Vegan Banana-Oat Chocolate Chip Cookies
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- chocolate ants
- Underground chocolate machine hack
- Ann Summers brings chocolate willies to Mecca
- Chocolate Frogs
- chocolate orange juice
- Chocolate Doberge Cake
- Chocolate Omelette
- caffeinated hot chocolate
- An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
- Whizzo Chocolate Company
- Chocolate Hazelnut Cookies
- Tempered Chocolate
- Chocolate Turtle Truffle Torte
- Chocolate Chip Cake
- Reese Chocolate Squares
- Practically Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Godiva chocolates
- chocolate coyote ice cream
- Tropical chocolate
- Hershey's chocolate
- Chocolate Shortbread
- Steve's Awesome Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Chocolate Covered Crickets
- Chocolate chip pancakes
- Chocolate chocolate mint chip cookies
- Heavenly Chocolate Brownie Cookies
- Terry's milk chocolate egg
- NxM chocolate bar solution
- The one true chocolate
- Family milk chocolate
- only chocolate and raspberries
- White Hot Chocolate
- Chocolate Kiss (user)
- Chocolate cake
- Chocolate toffee tart
- chocolate limes
- Triple Chocolate Cake
- Oatmeal Chocolate Butterscotch Chip Cookies
- Chocolate USA
- RoCocoa's Faerie Queene Chocolates
- chocolate covered gummi bears
- Chocolate Manufacturers Association
- chocolate sorbet
- Garlic foods and chocolate foods
- chocolate block
- Hazelnut Chocolate Pie
- Easy-peasy coffee chocolate thins
- Chocolate Dope ice cream topping
- Malted Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Chocolate self-saucing pudding
- Chocolate Eclair Cake
- Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake
- The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
- Lazy person's double chocolate chip cookies
- chocolate peanut butter cup cookies
- chocolate crème brûlée
- Become warm chocolate
- Chocolate Almond Cookies
- chocolate orange frappe
- chocolate lace
- Flourless Chocolate Torte
- Chocolate Coke
- chocolate (user)
- Chocolate pecan cookies with gooey caramel centers
- Mexican hot chocolate
- White chocolate mousse
- Chocolate cherry slices
- Ice cream chocolate milk animal crackers and pot
- Mint chocolate milk
- Chocolate zucchini (courgette) cake
- Chocolate pudding
- chocolate stout
- A White Woman Dipped in Chocolate
- gooey chocolate yum balls
- Frangelico chocolate chunk almond cookies
- Double mint chocolate chunk cookies
- Triple Chocolate Pie
- Double Chocolate Chip Cookie and Marshmallow Pie
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