Findings:

• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're home alone
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You know you're a geek when...
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Swing when you're winning
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When You're Evil
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're pretty when you cry
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're alone
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You're never around when I need you
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Sucking at The Sims
• feline allergies
• Allergic shiner
• allergic rhinitis
• Blood and Chocolate
• Chocolate
• cooking chocolate
• Chocolate chip cookies
• Chocolate bunnies
• Cadbury's Chocolate Trifle
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• chocolate bar
• chocolate truffle
• Hot chocolate
• hot chocolate mix
• chocolate syrup
• Chocolate and Cheese
• Chocolate Chip
• Chocolate Covered Cherry
• Chocolate Martini
• Chocolate Monk
• Death By Chocolate
• chocolate frosting
• Like Water for Chocolate
• Allergy Safe Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Terry's chocolate orange
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• milk chocolate
• gift chocolate
• Chocolate Mousse
• Chocolate Roulade
• haunted chocolate mousse pie
• Double Chocolate Fondue
• Vegan Chocolate Cake
• Vegan Banana-Oat Chocolate Chip Cookies
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• chocolate ants
• Underground chocolate machine hack
• Ann Summers brings chocolate willies to Mecca
• Chocolate Frogs
• chocolate orange juice
• Chocolate Doberge Cake
• Chocolate Omelette
• caffeinated hot chocolate
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• Whizzo Chocolate Company
• Chocolate Hazelnut Cookies
• Tempered Chocolate
• Chocolate Turtle Truffle Torte
• Chocolate Chip Cake
• Reese Chocolate Squares
• Practically Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Godiva chocolates
• chocolate coyote ice cream
• Tropical chocolate
• Hershey's chocolate
• Chocolate Shortbread
• Steve's Awesome Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Chocolate Covered Crickets
• Chocolate chip pancakes
• Chocolate chocolate mint chip cookies
• Heavenly Chocolate Brownie Cookies
• Terry's milk chocolate egg
• NxM chocolate bar solution
• The one true chocolate
• Family milk chocolate
• only chocolate and raspberries
• White Hot Chocolate
• Chocolate Kiss (user)
• Chocolate cake
• Chocolate toffee tart
• chocolate limes
• Triple Chocolate Cake
• Oatmeal Chocolate Butterscotch Chip Cookies
• Chocolate USA
• RoCocoa's Faerie Queene Chocolates
• chocolate covered gummi bears
• Chocolate Manufacturers Association
• chocolate sorbet
• Garlic foods and chocolate foods
• chocolate block
• Hazelnut Chocolate Pie
• Easy-peasy coffee chocolate thins
• Chocolate Dope ice cream topping
• Malted Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Chocolate self-saucing pudding
• Chocolate Eclair Cake
• Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake
• The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
• Lazy person's double chocolate chip cookies
• chocolate peanut butter cup cookies
• chocolate crème brûlée
• Become warm chocolate
• Chocolate Almond Cookies
• chocolate orange frappe
• chocolate lace
• Flourless Chocolate Torte
• Chocolate Coke
• chocolate (user)
• Chocolate pecan cookies with gooey caramel centers
• Mexican hot chocolate
• White chocolate mousse
• Chocolate cherry slices
• Ice cream chocolate milk animal crackers and pot
• Mint chocolate milk
• Chocolate zucchini (courgette) cake
• Chocolate pudding
• chocolate stout
• A White Woman Dipped in Chocolate
• gooey chocolate yum balls
• Frangelico chocolate chunk almond cookies
• Double mint chocolate chunk cookies
• Triple Chocolate Pie
• Double Chocolate Chip Cookie and Marshmallow Pie

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