Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If I cared about my dignity, I wouldn't be bare-ass naked in my grandma's living room"

• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• the anti-insomniac power of my living room set
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• God must be living in the sea.
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Secrets to Living in "The Big Room"
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Let It Be... Naked
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I don't care about the air
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• I wouldn't be.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• The blue lights of suburban living rooms
• living room
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• living in one room
• The Living Room
• Golf in the living room
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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