Findings:
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- Don't waste water
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Our bodies pool and break like a moon over water.
- hold water
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Don't Drink the Water
- Why we can't control our sons of bitches
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Push paper
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- You hold water for those you love
- We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
- something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
- Don't do that then!
- Don't hold your breath
- Don't push it
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I can't remember our last kiss
- I don't want to risk our friendship.
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- How We Hold Our Hearts
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
- our machines don't go that way
- Boiling water in a paper cup
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- our love is like water
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
- We don't dig our graves, anymore.
- If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- I can't stand up for falling down
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Dreams where you can't move
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- This is Water
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- canted shot
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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