Findings:

• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Shit or get off the pot
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• I've heard your song
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Wild Colonials
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Life in the American business world
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Shit or Go Blind
• just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Eat shit or puke trying
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• I've been smoking ever since
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Operation Blessing
• Blessing of Tears
• Toronto Blessing
• The Blessing
• Mixed blessing
• secular blessing
• Gaea's Blessing
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• Blessing of the Animals
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• The Blessing Way
• Pookah Blessings
• Unwrap your blessings
• The Blessings of Slavery
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Priestly Blessing
• generic blessings
• blessing in disguise
• Blessings before food
• papal blessing
• blessing (user)
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Blessing Hands (user)
• Vulcan's Blessing
• Blessings, Sanctification, and Trinkets
• The gift is the blessing of the giver
• cynical optimist
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Worst episode ever
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen

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