Findings:

• Growing older makes me depressed
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Make Me Bad
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• What makes me beautiful
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• The music that makes me think of New York
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• This is my truth tell me yours
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• You won't see me at the wedding
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• you make me completely miserable
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Make me one with everything
• make me hurt you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Make Me Mommy
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Things that make me feel feminine
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• tell me the truth
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• give me the truth or nothing
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I won't ever understand me
• O tell me the truth about love
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• simple answers make me insane
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• you make me think of death
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Commercials depress me
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Death makes me tired
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• math makes me smile
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Make me one of you
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Any fool can make a rule
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• graveyards make me wet
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Your tears make me smile
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Make me care
• Don't Make Me Think
• And it makes me wonder
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• I won't make you finish that pancake
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• any
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time

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