Findings:

• No place I'd rather be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Let there be another next time
• There will be no more stories to read
• Where's the kaboom?
• Now and Then, Here and There
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There can be only one
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• there will be a last
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I'd rather read a book
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• There need to be more powers
• Be there or be square
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• you had to be there
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be time
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• i'd rather not
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• There is only now
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Who Will Be There
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Some things that fly there be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• There is some place I need to be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• There Will Be Blood
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There will never be another you
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• There Must Be Someone
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• To Be There
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• all the cute guys will be there
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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