Findings:

• Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• can the patient make love?
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Better him than me
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I Can Make You a Man
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• anybody can make lights
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How to make everything2 a better place
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can do much better than this
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• One man can make a difference
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• One letter can make all the difference
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• We can rebuild him
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Any fool can make a rule
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Can I have a light?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The choice you have to make
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• I will make you stronger
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• worse things have happened to better people
• Penis size and impregnation
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Language of the dead
• I bet I can make you say black
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I can make a bong out of anything
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Something I Can Never Have
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Things on which you can make a wish
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How can an atheist have morals?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Current technology can give us super powers
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• What can be better than that?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• better off with him than here with me
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• I look better when I am wet
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• A better place
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• A better door
• Sunstone Technology (user)
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• Better safe than sorry

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