Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Lie With Me
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Lie to Me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• They asked me to write a letter
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Have One On Me
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• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• It could have been me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I asked her not to forget me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Ask Me Anything
• let me ask (user)
• Ask Me Why
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Astro City #5
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Could you have danced with me?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Lies my physicists told me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Ask me about Loom
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If You Have to Ask
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• You have the right to ask
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Dogs that have owned me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You have no power over me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• because I have given up any care
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• tell me what you have in your heart
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Tell me another lie
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• You mean the me that you would be
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time

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