Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• How do I know if I love you?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Do you know me?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• How do you know it's real?
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Know How, Can Do
• My first comet
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• How do you know that name?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How do you remember things?
• there are some just can't take life easy
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• You Can't Do That on Television
• How do you define your gender?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• we just can't give 'em away!
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• How do you pee in space?
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I don't know what else to do
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• The Devil made me do it
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
• I don't know what to do with you
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• you can't do it alone
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• How much money do you make?
• How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
• Do you know what pain is?
• Can't change me
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• You Do Something To Me
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Do you like me?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• How do you write like that?
• How to do a Gram Stain
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I like you; do you like me?
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• How to do a mouseover
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• How do you become a geek?
• How not to faint when you can't move
• How do vampires shave?
• How do you make God laugh?
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Just Do It
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• How do men touch you?
• How do you pronounce GIF?
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• How Do I Live
• How long do babies sleep?
• How do ya like them apples?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• How do you love your ass?
• How do you do?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• How Do I Love Thee?
• Do you love me or are you in love?

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