Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How do I know if I love you?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Do you know me?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- How do you know it's real?
- How Do You Want Me?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Know How, Can Do
- My first comet
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How do you know that name?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How do you remember things?
- there are some just can't take life easy
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- You Can't Do That on Television
- How do you define your gender?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
- we just can't give 'em away!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- How do you pee in space?
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I don't know what else to do
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- The Devil made me do it
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- I don't know what to do with you
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- you can't do it alone
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- How much money do you make?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- Do you know what pain is?
- Can't change me
- Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
- You Do Something To Me
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Do you like me?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do you write like that?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I like you; do you like me?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How to do a mouseover
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- How do you become a geek?
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How do vampires shave?
- How do you make God laugh?
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Just Do It
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How do men touch you?
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- What Do You Know, Deutschland?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- How Do I Live
- How long do babies sleep?
- How do ya like them apples?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- How do you love your ass?
- How do you do?
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
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