Findings:

• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I was afraid of getting caught
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I was a witch in a past life
• Where Once Life Was
• This Was Your Life
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• completely
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• completely secure
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Completely unexplainable random behavior
• Variants that completely miss the point
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• How to Disappear Completely
• Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
• Removing stickers
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• The glass is always completely full
• Pages, almost completely torn
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Edward Feser's completely male God
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• you make me completely miserable
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• nothing truly interesting is completely beautiful
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Getting depression drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• getting play
• Getting my wisdom teeth pulled
• Getting to know you nodes
• Getting
• The Baby Boomers are getting older
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• getting caught in semantics
• Getting girls
• Getting Jesus
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Getting carded
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Travel 103 - Getting to the Airport and Checking In
• Getting old while programming
• Getting lost on NJ's highway systems
• getting by with duff ears
• Getting in touch with my monster
• Getting a haircut is erotic
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• Getting hit by a woman
• Getting Lost
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• getting into a fight in high school
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Getting emotional over sporting events
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Getting busted for possession
• The "Getting to Know You" game
• getting on in years
• getting little
• Getting my ethernet back
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• Getting there is half the fun
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• Getting the Administrators to Correct a Spelling Error
• Getting to Know You
• Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Pete Jackson is Getting Married
• The only crime is getting caught
• Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Getting Dirty in the Clean Room
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• Getting revenge on spammers
• Getting real beer in Utah
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Considering considering getting married
• Homebrewing 101: Getting Started
• Getting a tattoo
• Getting yelled at on the subway
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Getting Started with Linux
• Getting a student haircut
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Procrastination as a technique for getting things done
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• getting big
• Getting you and your nodes noticed
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Getting rid of tree stumps
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Getting Ready
• Getting your work published
• Getting from A to B
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Getting a new CD
• Getting Married
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• Getting rid of ants
• We're getting married
• Home Recording on a Budget: Getting Started
• Getting in Tune
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Getting a word in edgewise
• Getting (Sunday) Schooled in Reston, Va.
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• getting fit
• Getting teeth pulled is not fun
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Getting away with it
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Getting free pianos
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Guide to Getting It On!
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Getting around in China
• Getting around in Japan
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• Trans-Karoo Railway
• How to smoke without getting addicted
• Getting your experiments right
• Training for a marathon
• Getting tea in Boston
• Getting Better
• Quick tips for Google
• Getting Mother's Body
• Getting Blu-Tack out of carpet
• heppigirl and tWD are getting married! Wanna come?
• Getting rid of the foam on a soft drink
• Getting back to normal
• Getting Started in Electronics
• The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Getting Things Done
• The Science of Getting Rich
• Getting jiggy with the freak freak
• Getting Cheap, DRM-Free Music For Your iPod
• It keeps getting harder and easier
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• This ninja is getting increasingly incompetent!

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