Findings:

• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Live the greatest story ever told
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• They all lived happily ever after
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• I need your pain or I will not live
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• My favorite place I ever lived
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• "I will live", screams Goofy to the lowering clouds, "I will live!"
• the greatest ever tv series
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The greatest drill command ever
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• If you watch the sunset everyday, you will live forever
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Live or Die
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Why people who jog live longer
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I ever know?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Live Free Or Die!
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Old man who lived by the crick
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Live Free or Die
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• The greatest paper ever written
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• She could not live with or without him
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Dischord Recording Artists
• The harshest winter ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Best Week Ever
• I've been smoking ever since
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• evers (user)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Don't work at a golf course
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Roller Derby
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Longest science fiction story ever
• All you ever dream
• If I ever lose my legs
• Johnny Evers
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother

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