Findings:

• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• It's important for me to remember these things
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• MacGyver taught me that
• What the rocks taught me
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about trains
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• A Very Important Question Lingering in the Mind of a Science Student
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• What my mother taught me
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• O tell me the truth about love
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Tell me a story about elephants
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about brains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about plains
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Tell me a story about rains
• The very important sack race
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Things video games have taught me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Tell me a story about mains
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• What golf has taught me
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about clouds
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me about my contradictions
• What a Shame About Me
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• show me what the world is all about
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Ask me about Loom
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Your call is very important to us
• what my parents taught me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• He taught me how to smoke
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You taught me more than hugging
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• very funny money handler
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• All About Touching

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