Findings:

• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Guys who wear skirts
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• funny fat guy who dies
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Helping people cheat
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Those who can't do, teach
• Miracle Bra
• Do clam bras chafe?
• bra size
• training bra
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• Senior Sports Bra Day
• Unhooking a bra with your teeth
• T-shirt bra
• bra wedgie
• Water Bra
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Boys vs. Bras, what's the difference?
• Bra Size 45
• port de bras
• Bra and Panties Match
• Au creux de ton bras
• Ultra Bra
• yarn bra
• TV Bra for Living Sculpture
• Racerback bra
• She favors black bras
• Wearing the right bra for your shirt
• boys wearing bras
• Beer Bra
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• If you can't beat them, join them
• I can't live without you
• I can't wait until I join it.
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Words we can't say anymore
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• You can't go there anymore
• It Can't Happen Here
• Can't Promise
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Brian Cant
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Bess Can't Go Here
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate

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