Findings:

• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• come name their bone dance
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• People who carp about their jobs
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• And I don't even know their names
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• He Knows Not Their Names
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Dead links in writeups
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Guys who wear skirts
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• funny fat guy who dies
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Addressing others by their user names
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• may their names be sung forever
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Capitalize, please
• Judging women by their books
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Helping people cheat
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Five Guys Named Moe
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What guys do with their penis
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• Comic Book Guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Guy Montag
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Sign Guy
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• good guy mob
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• fat guys
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Guy Pearce
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Fry Guys
• Underwater Guy
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt
• Quake Guy
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• cool guy (user)
• Bad Guy (user)
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Red Guy
• Guy Gardner

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