Findings:

• The spring now come at last
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Hearken now, the darkness comes
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Right here and now
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Yes me, right now
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• If I died right now
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Right Here, Right Now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Right now I am floating
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Right now,
• I hate myself right now
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• why is it always right now?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Can't Come Down
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• write right wright rite
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music

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