Findings:

• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There will be no more stories to read
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• no shit, there we were
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If there were no birds
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There are no facts
• No shit, there I was
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is no deal with the demon
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• To Be There
• There is no suck, only blow
• There is no spoon
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There is no real me
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There is no such thing as society
• There is no you
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Some things that fly there be
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There is no camel in this scene
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There will be time
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There is no Cabal
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There are no seasons in California
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There Is No Art
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There is no time paradox
• There are no stars any more
• Be a problematic duck over there
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Let there be another next time
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Who Will Be There
• you had to be there
• there's no accounting for taste
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• There is no "One", either
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• There are no good contraceptives
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• There Is No Rose
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There's no such thing as normal
• There's no point unless you make one
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There are no sleep in can
• There is no midterm in this class
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There are no male cows, moron
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There is no normality
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There is no right answer
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• There Must Be Someone
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Where's the kaboom?
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There can be only one
• all the cute guys will be there
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There is no god but God
• Like there's no tomorrow
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• There is some place I need to be
• There is no friend anywhere
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There need to be more powers
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• There will never be another you
• There is no happy ending
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be there or be square
• there is no existing mythology
• There are no transitional fossils
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• Without religion, there is no God
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There's no there there
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• There are no three letter .coms left
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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