Findings:
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Vote Labour or the fox gets its
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- How to herd people in public
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Shit or get off the pot
- Get home from work
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Craving a smoke
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- Nuclear Cats Get New Home
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Recommend to a Friend or a Colleague
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Food delivery: Where to get tips
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- Eat shit or puke trying
- Why do you want to get married?
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Where did you get that hat?
- How do you get there?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Where to get a cinnamon bun in Vancouver
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Do I stay or run away?
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Where to get help with Linux
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Either/Or
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- get right down to it
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Where do you consider Home?
- You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
- How to get to sleep
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- People Get Ready
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Either a Ravine or a Precipice
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Swimming pool injury
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
- The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- All good men are either gay or married
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Get The Quote Right
- Gravity really gets me down
- I get high on Jesus
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Do It or Die
- Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
- get some
- Go out and get some fresh air
- You, standing
- How to get a good night's sleep
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
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