Findings:

• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• More like a fable than a person
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• How Should A Person Be?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• play dumb
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• What is and what should never be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• This node should be filled with bees!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Farmers' Market
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• There will be no more stories to read
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Why should we be moral?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• I should be able to remember your face
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should I be sorry?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• stupidity should be painful
• Automobile tire pressure
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• AI should be our top priority.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I should be running in the sunshine
• You Should Be Sober
• Rebeca Martinez
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• What can be better than that?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• We used to be more in sync
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Should I be happy?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Be My Little General
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Even the dead will not be safe
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Laundry should be free
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Food should not be luminous
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Names that should never be given to important files
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• There need to be more powers
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Starving in the greenhouse
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• It should not be this complicated
• why you should never be a referee
• Chalant should be a word!
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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