Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "anyway independence day is less about being proud of america and more about being glad you're not british"

• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• About Being Different
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being queer is about being you
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• The bored who complain
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• all day I dream about sex
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• This lasted for about two days
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• The Day the World was about to End
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I want to learn more about Islam
• On being a tourist in America
• The day I realized what being alive was
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• I have more stories about trains for you
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Living well through being British
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• 10 Things I Hate About You
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• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Sorry about the small penis
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
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• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• What E2 is all about
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God

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