Findings:

• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• What it's like to be in love
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• You're too young to be so old
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• so i heard you like mudkips
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• So young and already God is fading
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• food fight
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Daleks and stairs
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• When did the World get so old?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
• The Old Texas Joke
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Enough with the high heels already
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Running joke
• joke
• inside joke
• Leprechaun Joke
• The Infamous Juan Joke
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Gorilla Joke
• A Cold War Joke
• Pirate jokes
• SI prefix jokes
• Fax machine practical joke
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Good practical jokes
• Declan the Humble Crab
• limbless torso jokes
• Dorm practical jokes
• The Big Joke Game
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• joke carbon dating server
• CowboyNeal joke
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• dirty joke
• presidential elections are a joke
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• impractical jokes
• diversity training is a joke
• The Full English Breakfast joke
• car joke
• Unfinished joke
• Butcher dance
• The sandwich joke
• American joke
• Drummer Jokes
• Henry Ford vs God
• How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
• practical joke
• piano jokes
• The peg-legged pig
• physics jokes
• Monk jokes
• Irish jokes
• Jokes that will send you to hell
• the great practical joke feud
• Joke: Rivals from Japan and Germany

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