Findings:

• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So help me God
• If grandma could see us now
• it's God's work to have us fail
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• so expendable in their memory
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• You could be so delicious
• They did so because they believed they could.
• How could God let this happen?
• The béarnaise gave us away
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• God Hates Us All
• God Himself is with Us
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So young and already God is fading
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• God help us
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I wish I could burn like god
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• why i could never live in the city
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I could use some of that frenzy
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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