Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the type of girl who could be pretty if you wiped three-sixteenths of an inch of makeup off her face, and about four years of skank off the rest of her"

• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• About the things you could not show her
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Inches away from her face
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Helping people cheat
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• Don't tell me about her
• If only I could get into her head
• a girl and her dog
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If you could see her through my eyes
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• To Her Face
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her picture in my wallet
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I can see her face
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• thinking about her
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• I could hear her thoughts
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Her smile, thinking about you
• On Her Face
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• her face forms in summertime
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• dirty dove's thick cloud of smoke wrapping around her face
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• putting on her makeup
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She thought about giving him her heart
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• The mountain could be home
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• It must be New Years Eve again
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Things that could be
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The Ten Commandments revised
• When you know things are just meant to be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Rest and be thankful
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• play dumb
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• OBAFGKM
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Will Be There
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You could be so delicious
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The Girl from Ipanema
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I used to be that girl.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• I should be able to remember your face
• Be a girl for a day
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If I could be someone
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Too Shy to be Pretty

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