Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• I could eat a horse
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• The Man and His Wife
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I wish I could open his eyes
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• I could sleep now
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• If eyes could talk
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Could you have danced with me?
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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