For the notelet nodelet, you might find this interesting if you're using Mozilla; it makes it a lot easier to read text:
<style type="text/css"> p a[href], blockquote a[href], td a[href] { color: #444444; text-decoration: none; } p:hover a[href], blockquote:hover a[href], td:hover a[href]{ color: blue; text-decoration: underline; } p a[href]:hover, blockquote a[href]:hover, td a[href]:hover { color: darkred; } </style>
If you don't have space in your notelet for CSS (such as the above), you can get around that; replace all the text between <style> and </style> with ''@import url("http://domain.tld/path/e2style.css");
'', where you have a webserver on domain.tld, and e2style.css contains the p a[href ...
etc.
Just resting.
Glowing Fish says Goodness, couldn't you just have all of e2 on your homenode?
I hear there's a limit of 65535 characters. I'm getting there...
These are just suggestions for stuff I think is missing/needs work. You won't find them easy: in some cases, there's not much stuff on the 'net. Spuunbenda did HERF Gun and neuroleptic. Melknia did Chloroform. Sgoldgaber did traffic analysis. slyph did Freenet. The Custodian did supergun. These are most likely coincidences.
- Thrust SSC - first supersonic land vehicle
- The mathematical theory of communication - seminal paper by Claude E Shannon, difficult for many people, including me. Ariels to the rescue? We shall see.
<strike>Quantum Entanglement</strike>, Oolong did it. See also quantum non-locality- IP Spoofing - ideally, ip theory + show how create packets / forged headers, samples of C code, for Linux/BSD (using libnet/libpcap?)
What happens is, I bookmark a couple hundred wus, then try and categorise them. Usually by title, but I try and look if the title is ambiguous.
Haven't read yet but I REALLY should.
- Shift/Reduce Conflict
- OLA Scary Story Contest 2000
- the difference between drama and melodrama
- let's tear down build up smashing a new world
- The Implications of Architecture for Scientific Theory and Discourse
- The Social Life of Information
- Essential Elements of Instruction
- journalism
- Journalism's decline as a profession and celebrity
- Reality Incompatibility Matrix
- The Doctrine of Extermination
- Shell: Handmaiden of a Mechanized God
- Moral Agency in a Propaganda System
- Drugs in the Public School System
- What's half of 13?
- boundary posturing
- we're all missing the point on computer security - it's actually fiction :-)
- come here, you feet
- because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- The Terrible Beauty of an Industrial Landscape at Dawn
- It's a role-playing game, dammit!
- Hukbalahap
- impossible figures
- Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
- "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
- .hack
- .Hack//Sign
- Ranula
- Goatsucker
- How the body creates energy
- newmonster
- nuclear launch codes
- The first beat down handed out in the Senate
- Situationist Theses on Traffic
- Punished by Rewards
- cybernetics
- angle of attack
- Aum Shinri Kyo Sarin Attacks
- The Devil's contract problem
- we came down from the trees and broke it all
- Alien abduction
- New People's Army
- suicide genes
- Blue Eye / Brown Eye experiment
- Lilith
- and then the rain of colorless fire
- Magical Traditions and the Surrealist Depiction of Cuba and Haiti
- Mordication
- Pertness
- Octogamy
- take pleasure from sleeping, like a cat
- cats make great alarm clocks
- Endless waters rush over the falls' edge
- Please refrain from discussing communication problems
- Giant stone money of Yap
- FBI, Pizza, and Psychiatric Hospitals, Oh My!
- schist
- IWhoSawTheFace
- Avoiding accusations of plagiarism
- I designed satellites
- How to preserve an amputated body part
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Eulogy for The Great Man
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- Ishi
- On the Duty of Civil Disobedience
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- you are a stinky stinky stinky stinky writer, but your words would be pretty if you didn't mangle them, mr. stinky
- JET Programme
- phonaestheme
- Fluoroid
- Cry about this, Emo Boy!
- picric acid
- Little kids = early acid trips
- The Halifax Explosion
- Windows 2000 Dadacenter Server
- arcanamundi
- Auschwitz
- Cryptography as an erotic art
- Yatta!
- irrational exuberance
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- Pull one's leg
- Raspy
- Nasubi Dengaku (Grilled Eggplant with Miso)
- We Are All Made of Stars
- Lady Murasaki Shikibu: On Loneliness
- No one is evil
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- bisection algorithm
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- Beck Depression Inventory
- Transcendental Ideas
- Darwin makes tea IN THREE TO SEVEN SECONDS
- Gypsy stories
- Bazaars of my Ghaziabad
- Wasabi tobiko
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Why France Sucks
- Mac users are less likely to believe in God
- Anonymity as a tool for protecting Ego
- flag burning amendment
- The Monopoly Game: Anger, suffering, and betrayal
- Calico
- Naginata
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Parallels between The War Against Terrorism and the Cold War
- Bad writing
- weird headless death cult of writer apostles
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Litany Against Fear
- Litany Against Beer
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
- meta-defenestration
- drunken boxing
- How to EQ a microphone
- comprise, consist of, constitute, compose, make up, and include
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- Tina's dirty parts
- The Coochee-Coochee
- banner ad
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Toblerone-based Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows filled with Mint Pesto
- The end of Zen
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much (idea)
- fallen angels never fully regain control
- huddled around the story as if it were a fire
- fractal humanity
- how to attract the attention of wait staff
- losing control to hysterical laughter
- "Don't Worry," He Says
- There will be bears, but only small ones
- Every Day A Little Death
- Sticky toffee pudding
- Lamb Tagine with Apricots
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- How to experience the ocean with your guitar
- Defensive colouring and behaviour in the animal kingdom
- The Revolution of Everyday Life
- How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
- The day my fish died
- 9/11, Liberty and the American Way
- The Cosmology of P-Funk
- Google and Oracle should switch names
- swarm intelligence
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Two stories of the pistol
- Lord of the Wasteland
- Subliminal Imagery in Fight Club
- How to make the perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- a moral system based on more and better sex
- The Consolations of Philosophy
- work like you don't need the money
- The Chinese Garden of Friendship
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Gallows Humor
- All drugs and words and ink
- Monsieur, (a+bn)/n=x, donc Dieu existe: repondez!
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Write it. Tear it up.
- when Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Good Manners for Storytelling
- Punching customers is bad for business. . .
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street.
- sometimes, being a friend is all you can be
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- strong nuclear force
- Doppler effect
- Hysteresis
- building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe - very, very cool wu by Jurph.
- power set
- regular 17476-gon
- Fundamental theorem of arithmetic
- halting problem
- Riemann zeta function
- zero-input and zero-state response
- NP Complete Problem
- measures of central tendency
- All primes >3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
- Millennium Prize Problems
- What do theorems look like?
- P!=NP
- plenoptic function
- Zeller's Congruence
- Anonymous Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange
- Turing principle
- Cryptology Meta-Node
- Classical cryptography
- Letter frequency in several languages
- Information War : Cryptography in World War II
- Everything2 Crypto Project
- MD5 hash function
- RC5
Here, delFick by 3Suns have written some very good pieces.
Biology ( and/or (bio/neuro)chemistry/psychology )- My interest in DMT, purely scientific in nature of course
- serotonin
- The conceptual difference between a food and a drug
- pseudoephedrine
- Respiratory centre / Breathing control
- Evolutionary genetics
- kidney stone
- Asperger's syndrome
- Sleep cycle strategies
- Uberman's Sleep Schedule
- neurotoxin
- LSD
- afterimage
- A medical explanation of the effects of ecstasy on your body
- neuroleptic
- m4
- M4: how the counting loop works
- Join
- The E2 Emacs Reference Guide
- pointer semantics
- K and R
- how to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- HTML Forms - yah, I now writing HTML != programming...
- ELF file format
- document object model - kudos to funnytoes for this reference
- Good programmers
- Amusing comments in source code
- C Programming Tips and Tricks - cool stuff.
- creating a spell checker
- traffic analysis
- Cascading Style Sheets
- ioctl
- London Internet Exchange
- ext2 filesystem basics
- Beej's Guide to Network Programming
- Keeping code clean
- read-eval-print
- CGI
- JavaScript objects (idea)
- The three golden rules of user interface design
- Howto design a good UI
- Running an information technology department is harder than you think
- sysadmin cool
- Estimating Cooling requirements - a HOWTO
- How to recover a lost linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Reliability Nines
- IP subnetting
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- The OSI Reference Model and TCP/IP
- Windows DHCP Release Bug
- How to troubleshoot an ADSL connection
- state transition diagram
- finite state automaton
- nondeterministic finite automaton
- Church-Turing Thesis
- data structure
- lazy delete
- Theory of Algorithms Metanode
- FreeBSD
- Software Project Survival Guide
- cable-laden wooden poles slowly replace all the trees
- random iterated function system algorithm
- Bresenham's Algorithm
- Infix to postfix conversion algorithm
- Free as in Freedom
- Debugging techniques
- six thinking hats - good wu.
- term rewrite system
- Egoless programming
- Turner set combinators
- Iterative deepening
- S/Key
- MOSFET
- binary heap
- HTTP Status Code Definitions
- kill -9 dueling
- kremvax
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- duress code
- Black Perl
- You wish software like this came with a rear end so you could kick it
- Warhol Worm: The Potential for Very Fast Internet Plagues
- and then a miracle occurs
- Multimedia software essentials 2D IMAGE EDITING
- How To Design Your IDE Setup
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Save Everything!
- What the Internet Cannot Do
- the sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
- Computer Possession!
- haiku error messages
- if the real world were like the internet
- computer science homework help (hint)
- Hypercard
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
- There is no strategy in StarCraft - ironically, a node containing Starcraft strategy.
- Why neither the French nor the Italians are the worst military nation - excellently written.
- Espionage in the [American] Civil War
- Lawrence Textile Strike
- The Blitz
- Islam Encounters Hinduism
- Abbasid Dynasty
- Boxer Rebellion
- Tiananmen Square Massacre
- Mock Duck
- Battle of Stalingrad
- Mycenaean weapons
- Maginot line
- Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
- Battle of Trafalgar
- Confucianism
- HMS Victory
- kaishaku - damn good wu
- The Great Wall of China
- Rome
- World War II
- Cold War Document and Speech Metanode and all it points to by Dis
- the Komsomolets accident
- FBI harassment of Martin Luther King Jr.
- Geneva Convention
- European Union
- IRA
- The Bombing of the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade
- The massacre at Srebrenica
- Pentagon Papers
- Iran-Contra Scandal
- Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 1
- Serial Experiments Lain
- sushi
- Sushi Rice
- Tokyo's Best Stuff
- A Brief History of Sushi
- Things You Should Never Do With Chopsticks
- History of Jiu Jitsu
- kata
- mono no aware
- Sushi In Its Main Forms
- Yoshida Kenko
- hiragana
- The lucrative way to visit Japan
- The Everything Japanese Encyclopedia
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- gift economy
- Johnny Got His Gun
- ten grave precepts
- A Scorched Earth Policy We Can All Enjoy
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder.
- I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
- An open letter to the chosen one
- The world is her sketchbook
- You don't know my GOD
- Exchanging authors
- As Old As Man
You may think that the people here are in some kind of scary cult which revolves around knowledge and links and people.
Well, you're right.
- NSA Handbook
- The Great Oz Node
- The Book of Five Rings
- The Fairy Tales Metanode
- Temporary Autonomous Zone
- Letter from Birmingham Jail
- A Few Notes On The Culture
- Return of the Grand Master
- Everything: In the Beginning
- Two Gentlemen on Veronica
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- The Kim Li Diaries: Introduction
- A Few Notes On The Culture, part II
- This you will find interesting if you dig Gnutella or crypto or open source/Free Software or Info-anarchy or Cypher/Coderpunks or merely Information for the sake of Information.
- School of Information Analysis of Everything
- And of course the great Full text works in Everything!
- Catch-22
- Neuromancer
- Nineteen Eighty-four
- Life After God
- The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
- Prometheus Rising
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- Firewalls and Internet Security
- Kerouac's On The Road Manuscript - the book, not the scroll.
- books that will induce a mindfuck
- fountain pen
- Canary trap
- trebuchet
- calligraphy
- multiple image pinhole camera
- HERF Gun
- Shiva
- how to build a still
- How to make your own paper
- How to bind your own book
- Fuck as a mid-word addition
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
- copyright violation
- archetype
- Logical fallacy
- domination techniques
- Appeal to Maturity
- How a cat flips in midair
Useful stuffSo this guy was walking to the market with his family's only goat. He'd been told to get as good a price as possible for this goat, since his family was very poor. So here he was, walking along, with this goat tied to a piece of string, and the string tied to his belt. All of a sudden this leprechaun appeared.
This leprechaun says to the guy, "nice goat you got there". And they guy is all like "woah fuck, a leprechaun!". And the leprechaun is like "what?".
I think there was a punchline or something after this bit.
- HOWTOs on Everything
- Half-Windsor knot
- The Art of the Mix Tape
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- A Metanode of Recipes and Other Food Associated Topics by sensei
Wouldn't you rather raise armies and start revolutions? How about shattering preconceptions: imagine prying open the minds of millions with crowbar words and pickaxe images. You could burn down the barriers in your world and in our heads that separate us all... You can do all these things.
But first you must realise: a masterplan without a path to walk from here to there is no plan at all.
- Random strangers you remember
- A personal, defining moment
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code
- Why I torched the Crack House
- The fine line between overprotection and encouragement
- The world breaks everyone
- My ex-life wants to collect alimony
- The Dalai Lama of Doom
- TV Sucks
- Decardinalize
- Keverchief
- Quitly
- Faldstool
- Adjure
- Cetacean
- Intervertebral
- Pettifogger
- Arsmetrike
- Fluework
- Subobscurely
- Fetiferous
- Wineless
- Wurbagool
- Whoremasterly
- self-explaining
- Trull
- Underdoer
- Ordure
- Injelly
- Crustaceous
- Dapatical
- Punctist
- Scaphocerite
- Cotemporaneous
- engloom
- Mytacism
- Dejecture
- Battledoor
- Fashion-monger
- Bellied
- Englishry
- Fleshmonger
- Woohoo
- Unmorrised
- Inebriant and Inebriate
- Psalm 137 - is seriously twisted
- unfinished stories
- Total Depravity - /msg dem bones Hi there! You can use HTML in your writeups. Start every paragraph with <p>
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- Notes to myself on beginning a painting
- walk around raindrops
- doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- Seven Days for the King of the World
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Somebody Set Us Up
- The Tyranny and Ingratitude of the Entire Goddamn World
- You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
- I pulled the drenched body out from beyond
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- they wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Write in C (thing)
- scissors that shed their safety
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- listen (a perl poem)
- My head is like a box of Nerds
- On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
- Totally like whatever, you know?
- Objection Overruled
- readable perl contest
- the television will not be revolutionized (original)
- the revolution will not be televised
- the revolution will not be webcast
- The The Impotence of Proofreading
- repetition of common words and phrases makes excellent postmodern poetry
- Is this poetry or crap?
- My Roommates have ordered Throwing Stars
- Before reality creeps in
- How to give a shoulder massage
- The Backdoor Skullfuck: A Tale Of Acquisition
- Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
- OK, here's the thing... Caffeinated Nasal Spray
- I lost my uvula in the war
- Everything I-Ching
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- In Defense and Exhortation of E2 Fiction
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- you have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Existence of the System Administrator
- Geek Techno
- Coffee, you idiot
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Smoking pot with two beautiful bisexual women while watching cartoons
- The future like a corpse in snow
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- One should expect as much from a machine
- online identities
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Army of Darkness
- True Romance
- Ivan's Childhood
- Starship Troopers - for the rubbishing it recieves
- Cannonball Run
- That Little Bitch Marla Singer: A Cultural Critique of Sexism in Fight Club
- screenplay format
- Let the Eagle Soar :-)
- Classical Music Starter Guide
- Hip-hop quadrant system
- Lounge Against the Machine
- The trouble with Satan's son
- shapeshifter story
- The Crime and Glory of Commander Suzdal
- Fifteen Elvish Ways To Die
- Instead of the single bullet theory
- Creativity is absolutely dependent on boundaries
- United States Antarctic Program
- How to die in a crevasse
- How to get to Antarctica
- helicopter etiquette
- Antarctic hygiene
- rocket toilet
- Dry Valleys
- Antarctic bars
- In the field of the ice girl
- One Night in a Jamesway--Antarctica
- Psychic Spying
- Alviso
- The sound of rain on a corrugated steel roof
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- Extistentialism Pro: The Millennial Edition
- the twisted erect indestructible statues
- The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
- Zen diet
- The Gateless Gate
- Note to self:
- Metacognizance
- happiness is a temporary chemical imbalance
- 10 commandments for intellectual independence
- Nodes on the Nature of the Problem
- The dangers of being open minded
- Words of Advice for Young People
- Why are we all so troubled?
- Resolving Conflict Metanode
- How To Win Arguments
- I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
- pretend you're not dying inside
- Everything You Just Read Is Bullshit
- Recursive dream
People
- Claus von Stauffenberg
- Donald A. Norman
- Kazoh Kitamori
- Hunter S. Thompson:
- Pim Fortuyn
- Matilda Joslyn Gage
- Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
- Philippe Petit
- Wilfred Owen
- Letters of Seiji Koga
- R. Lee Ermey
- Stephen Baxter
- John von Neumann
- Noam Chomsky
- David Sedaris
- James Clavell
- Steve Vai
- J. Edgar Hoover
- Guy Debord
- Oscar Wilde
- Chuck Palahniuk
- David Brin
- James "Son" Thomas
- Vsevolod Meyerhold
- Andrei Rublyov
- Sotades The Obscene
- Mark Leyner
- Peter McWilliams
- The Asimov-Clarke Treaty of Park Avenue
- watching your girlfriend asleep
- With regard to your recent use of the L word
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
Political, economical and stuff (broadly speaking) which I find interesting.
Factual stuff unopinionated things that noone will flame me for bookmarking:
Freedom:- Sept. 11 detention justification falls flat
- Uncle Sam's unjust prosecution of the innocent
- Terrorist Elimination Act of 2001
- Fascism and Oppression - Know the Signs!
- Human Freedom Index
- you can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- A Simple Guide for Buying and Carrying a Self-Defense Handgun
- vox populi
- Psalm 133 verse 1. I dunno 'bout that wierd shit with beards an' stuff.
- samizdat
- What is Government?
- Deep Anarchy
- digital pseudonym
- Digital Ecosystem
- Origins of corporate America
- career day
- The Peter Principle
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Arguments for the Perceived Approaching Meltdown of American Capitalism
- Arguments for the Perceived Impending Invasion of Earth by Atomic-Powered Killbots from Planet X
- Poletown
- Nick Cave's Letter to Gap
- mass media
- Media training
- Toxic Sludge Is Good For You
- Tricks of the Propagandist
- Closing up America's "Marketplace Of Ideas"
- The Four Types of Activist
- 202-244-3121
Copyright, IP, free speech, and the Internet:
- how many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act
- DMCA and the politics of copy protection
- Digital Copyright
- Source Code as Speech
- The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
- Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
- Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act
- Copyright Law of The United States of America
- (Mostly) Free Satellite Signals
- information should be free
- information wants to be free...information also wants to be expensive...
- Information War is coming: whose side are you on?
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Lick My War on Drugs Ass Control Bill of Oral Consent
- Forfeiture Endangers American Rights
- Vietnam II: the war on drugs
- Why alcohol is legal and pot is not
- Logically flawed anti-drug commercials
- Say NO to Drugs
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future.
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of our dreams for your future.
- being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Federal Bureau of Intimidation
- Zero Tolerance for Police Harassment: Summer 2000 South Haven, MI
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- The "other" drug trafficking
- zero tolerance to zero tolerance
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- Police ride-along
Fit the first:
- Feature Request for Universe 2.0
- Feline Reverse Comfort Syndrome
- The Cartoon Laws of Physics
- I like my Coffee the way I like my Women (GTKY)
- Patented Look-of-Death
- leet haiku was nuked, 3 lines, very funny if you're a geek or an MT fan (I think I've got this right):
1 h4v3 0wn0r3d j00
j00r b0x w4s r00t3d b10tch
ph33r my 31337 5killz
Yes, I suck. Thankyou.- The Acolyte Observation Deck
- A Dear Abby Letter
- cat bathing as a martial art
- Take That, Mr Policeman
- hippopotomontrosesquipedalianism
- Why Cats Hate Computers
- The cat is a liberal!
- By my balls, I do swear.
- Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
- Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes
- your choice, monkey...
- The Toilet
- Everything-Proof Shields
- WANG
- Calvin and Hobbes
- The Sixth Verse Extolling Tigers
- A Child's View of the Army
- Dissed by a Five Year-Old
- Happy Fun Ball
- Enjoying Sex - Female
- Advice for a geek in a pool full of sharks
- tregoweth is a fuckin' saint
- ontological clusterfuck
- goat skull with spider legs
- Foolproof method to determine if a person is insane
- The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
- Freedom is under threat from Guns, Abortions, and Children's Television. A debate.
- The best Insult I've ever heard
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- Horrific blood-snot nasal explosion
- Everything Troll Registry
- rm -rf /bin/laden
- see dick defenestrate jane
- the best thing since sliced bread
- those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- THE LOUD NODE
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
- Evolution is Iterative Feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics… Motherfucker.
- Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
- Committee to Fight Redundancy Committee
- Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
- Nuclear war is not dangerous
- The cheerleaders come out for smooches!
- The Big Boffo Book of Daemons
- Navy Newbie Jokes
- Hank, the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What
- what really happens when you call the help desk
- a child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Tablemats - totally surreal
- leverage goats across all platforms
- Testiculos Habet Et Bene Pendentes
- Righteous Cable Guy Vengeance
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Damn you and your estrogenical tyranny!
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- Wooly Mammoth's appetite
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Final tape recording in the cockpit of the space-ship
- A rousing game of Mornington Crescent
- Who do I have to sleep with to get a species named after me?
- My roommate purposely added a stutter to his speech to sound more dramatic
- Everything Arranged Marriage Registry
- jet-powered hamsters
- I made the Devil do it.
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- mutual funds
- The problem with babies these days
- Admission essay
- The CIA Meets MIT
- Stupid Human Tricks
- Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Livin' in a Gangsta's Paradox; The complex moral world of Too $hort
- a self-referential story
- mammoth moth
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- John, The Angry Rednecks and The Professional Brick Thrower
- London's calling, and it's calling you gay.
- Libraries are for socialist welfare scum
Noding about noding.
- this is just a website - s/just// IMHO
- The Japan Times, e2, and sensei
- Hooking my friends on Node Crack
- Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- earn the respect of your fellow noders
- Java Chatterbox Manual
- Analysis of Everything
- The Wharfinger Prize for Creative Writing
- The Everything Welcome Wagon
- The Everything Welcome Weapon
- animating with hardlinks
- Everything 2 Voting Booth
- E2 Clique Application Form
- E2 Color Toy
- The Content Rescue Team : Darkroom
- How to search e2 from a Mozilla location bar
- Everything2 URL Interface
- You Can't Earn Your Bullshit
- Nodegel Fortification Project
- How to beat Everything2
- Life-cycle of an Online Community
- Integrated Noding Environment
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- how to write good
- Unlawful duplication will get you fuck up by the Ghetto Style DJs
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Thanks from our Hearts
- Everything is a Family
- clientdev: new XML ticker output
- It kills me to watch them go
- A meme has escaped from Everything2, noders.
- XP is the devil's string between your mittens!
- Websites that can improve your writeups
- raising the bar
- Node for the Ages
- Brief email with msgs from Sensei, August 24th, 2001
- Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
- competitive noding
- Where is E2 heading?
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- The New York City Noder Compound
- courtesy between gods and mortals
- It is a new search engine, wanna try?
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- E2 Sperm Counter
- The fall and rise of online community
- Imagine Word Galaxy for Eternity
- Art Shows You Where Your Shit Is.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- You've got no kids, no wife, no job, and you're not in The Tigger Movie!!!
- be one with the machine, cog
- ▒░▓ █▓░▒
- 65 per cent of freeze-dried coffee drinkers prefer Nescafé
- sock elves
- the traps are one inside the other, and they all snap shut at the same time
- Man's character is his fate
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Suddenly, out of nowhere, the baboons attacked.
- Hairclips and screams used as deadly weapons. Childlike appearance used as decoy
- My transmission is a lie. I have long since catalogued this planet in enough detail. I could have sent the signal.
- mood swings and tidal shifts
- and i was like fuck you dept. store and then i flew away
- Oh my goodness, it seems that I have accidentally designed a complex universe over the course of billions of years and I don't exist!
- It's okay, we can sick rabid monkeys on all the happy stressed out cutesy folks!
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- You're surrounded by love - surrender!
- the only thing stopping us is the pressure. if your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- Splash! I dive into the sea. Ptooey, salty! A violent love affair between sodium and chlorine.
- Ladies gloves from baby skin!
- It was also a perfect shower in which to sit and cry.
- Escapes the machines at last
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- I have a baby alien growing inside my skull, and sometimes it makes me do strange things
- Every day in every way I am getting better and better
- modstorming
- You are too young for such absolutes.
- By Neptune... a mermaid in trouble! No time to put on my aquapants!
- Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mountain Goat
- Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart each other...
- The hair in your mouth tickles the divine underbelly of my pulsating hypothalmus, flooding my terrestrial erector set with expressive washes of saponifying liquors.
- Noam Chromsky on a camel being slowly eating by Martians while singing the national anthem of Sealand
- I will fling an enormous rock at your head
- Addiction is a medical condition, not a criminal one
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- The transitionary stage between capitalism and communism is alcoholism.
- a plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans.
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- your name came up like a match on wooden me and I went up in flames.
- holy crap i am dying slowly
- you're pretty advanced for an eight-year-old, but you've got no fucking idea
- Parasites Lost
- Not even a particularly nice shade of green.
- Here is your war. This is real. This is our fucking rage.
- I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Home Is In Your Head
- the crash and bellow of a thousand unseen monsters
links which I thought were users: Entelechy, Soupy Sales, 2100010006
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